After letting the site sit and more or less rot for months on end, I've gathered the requisite amount of shame and embarrassment to finally take it down. This ridiculous photo (yes, the terrified little guy is me, the woman's Mum, and the flash in the mirror is my Dad's head exploding) will remain here until I've massaged the site into something new, bright, sexy, charming, enlightening, and, well, better. Expect that to happen "soon". Soothing words of encouragement can be sent to matt at balara dot net.